{"product_id":"i-m-billing-you-for-this-conversation-mug","title":"I'm Billing You For This Conversation Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003econsultants who hear small talk and mentally start the timer\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003elawyers, advisors, accountants, and finance people with billable instincts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003edesk setups where every interruption has an opportunity cost\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eanyone who knows “quick call” is rarely quick\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe I'm billing you for this conversation mug makes every sip feel like a time entry. It is professional humor for people whose calendar is measured in units of regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it during calls, client work, or any office chat that should have been an email. The mug is polite, but the invoice energy is real.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":53810056888659,"sku":null,"price":16.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/I_m_billing_you_for_this_conversation_mug.png?v=1779357703","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/i-m-billing-you-for-this-conversation-mug","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}