{"product_id":"i-just-work-here-hat","title":"I Just Work Here Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis hat is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eemployees practicing professional detachment in real time\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ecoworkers who were present but not responsible\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eteams watching decisions happen above their pay grade\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eoffice people who need plausible deniability with a brim\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efriends who know the safest corporate answer is distance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe I Just Work Here Hat is workplace humor for anyone who has been near the problem but not close enough to own it. It keeps the message simple: do not look at me, I also have questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eWear it to errands, casual workdays, or any meeting where accountability is moving around the room like a hot potato.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFinance Bro makes merch for people who know survival sometimes starts with lowering expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":53902505083219,"sku":null,"price":34.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":53902505115987,"sku":null,"price":34.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/I_Just_Work_Here_Hat.png?v=1780377442","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/i-just-work-here-hat","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}