Perfect for the finance nerd with a wicked sense of humor, this shirt lets you proudly declare that when it comes to data, you’re anything but ordinary.

Why You'd Love It

• Delightfully Twisted: The "Freak in the Sheets" shirt takes a phrase that’s usually whispered and turns it into a bold, playful declaration—because who said spreadsheets can’t be sexy? It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys mixing professional prowess with a cheeky sense of humor.
• Guaranteed to Get a Reaction: Whether you’re at the office, out with friends, or just chilling, this shirt is bound to start conversations. Expect laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe even a few knowing nods from fellow spreadsheet aficionados.
• Comfortably Clever: Made from 100% soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is clever. It’s perfect for all-day wear, whether you’re crunching numbers, cracking jokes, or just enjoying the irony of being a “freak” in the most unexpected way.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Cotton—soft enough to keep you comfortable during those long data sessions, durable enough to survive any number of reformatting crises
• Fit: Relaxed fit—because even when you’re being a freak in the sheets (of data), you should feel at ease
• Design: Bold, playful text that turns heads and makes it clear you’re the master of more than just numbers
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because even the most twisted jokes need a little care to stay crisp

Ready to wear your spreadsheet skills and twisted humor with pride? Add the "Freak in the Sheets" shirt to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to data, you’re anything but average—you're a freak, and you’re proud of it.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY