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Freak in the Sheets hat

Freak in the Sheets hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Freak in the Sheets" hat is like broadcasting your dual identity as both a finance guru and a master of mischievous wordplay. This hat isn’t just for anyone—it’s for the spreadsheet wizard who knows that the real magic happens in the data, but isn’t afraid to have a little fun with a cheeky double entendre.

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Perfect for the finance professional who’s as sharp with a joke as they are with a formula, this hat lets you wear your skills (and your sense of humor) with pride. Whether you’re at the office, a networking event, or just out on the town, the "Freak in the Sheets" hat is your ultimate blend of clever, twisted style.

Why You'd Love It

  • Deliciously Double-Edged: The "Freak in the Sheets" hat is a masterclass in wordplay, taking something as mundane as spreadsheets and turning it into a hilarious and slightly naughty joke. It’s perfect for those who love to keep people guessing and can appreciate humor that’s just a little bit twisted.
  • Guaranteed Conversation Starter: This hat is a surefire way to get people talking—whether they’re laughing at the joke or asking you to explain it (and then laughing even harder). It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who loves to keep things clever, funny, and just a tad risqué.
  • Built for the Long Haul: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as dependable as your go-to Excel formulas. When life—or your coffee—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking crisp—because even your twisted jokes deserve a clean canvas.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—solid enough to handle your wildest calculations
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because whether you’re crunching numbers or cracking jokes, you should always look sharp
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, no matter how twisted your sense of humor
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even the best jokes deserve to be well-presented

Ready to wear your clever wordplay and spreadsheet skills with a twist of humor? Add the "Freak in the Sheets" hat to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to data (and jokes), you’re a total freak.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

Once your order has been processed and shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. You can use this tracking number to monitor the status of your shipment.

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 7 days (within 14 days in the EU) of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

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