Perfect for accountants, finance pros, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of the corporate world’s most infamous practices, this mug lets you embrace the absurdity with every pour.

Why You'd Love It

• Wittily Subversive: The "Cooking the Books" mug turns a notorious phrase into a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement that’s sure to get noticed. It’s perfect for those who love to play with the boundaries of humor, especially when it comes to the world of finance.
• Guaranteed to Start Conversations: Whether you’re at the office, in a meeting, or just enjoying your morning coffee, this mug is bound to spark laughs and maybe a few raised eyebrows. It’s the ultimate way to show off your sharp wit and love for a good financial pun.
• Crafted for the Clever: Made from high-quality white ceramic, this 11 oz mug is as durable as your best financial strategies. The C-handle ensures a comfortable grip, making it your go-to mug for everything from early morning coffee to late-night number crunching.

Product Details

• Material: White ceramic—strong enough to withstand all the heat, just like the financial statements you’re playfully referencing
• Size: 11 oz (0.33 l)—the perfect size for your morning brew, afternoon pick-me-up, or any beverage that fuels your creative accounting sessions
• Handle: C-handle—ergonomically designed for a comfortable grip, whether you’re stirring the pot or just enjoying a quiet moment
• Coating: AAA+ ORCA coating—ensures vibrant color and lasting durability, so your mug stays as sharp as your financial insight

Ready to blend humor with a dash of irony in your daily routine? Add the "Cooking the Books" mug to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to finance, you’ve got a taste for the clever and the twisted.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY